Since September

Happy New Year or, as they say in these parts, Szczęśliwego Nowego Roku!!

I am now pleased to announce that I can say that without pausing for breath or, indeed, without tying my tongue into so many knots that it takes a doctor to unravel it. I think I've cracked the pronunciation and spent the summer cramming as many nouns and verbs into my head as I could. I still lack some of the subtleties, such as speaking correctly, but I can at least string a sentence together now. I can say things such as 'I'm hungry.' (I use that quite a lot) and 'The cat is on the table.' (I don't use that one too often).

In September, we had a visit from the British Ambassasor. He had been invited by Romek, who owns IH Torun, to mark the 'International Day of Languages'. The event was held at one of the cafes in the square; we greeted the Ambassasor in turn, chatted a bit, listened to one of the staff singing a few songs (he's rather good!) and then we each read a bit of a classic book to the audience... A sort of celebration of English language and culture.

One of my colleagues took a photo and posted it on Facebook. I've added the link at the bottom (you don't need to be a member of Facebook to view it). The Ambassador is the chap in the tie of course.

You can't be English and not talk about the weather. About a month ago the temperature dropped dramatically and we had a load of snow. I resorted to wearing two jumpers and two coats - and that was just to go to bed! You can imagine my surprise when I looked at the UK weather and it made Poland look vaguely tropical. It has since warmed up - the snow's still here and the pavements are sheets of ice but I get by with just one coat again and have put my plan to buy a down jacket on hold.
This is the view from my balcony.
















My latest idea has been to learn to Salsa dance. I found a class on Thursday evenings at a secondary school on the outskirts of town and signed up for eight lessons with Ruth, one of my colleagues. My style could be described as a cross between Mr. Bean and Anne Widecombe but I'm making progress. Some of the moves nearly put my back out. As all the instructions are in Polish it adds a further challenge. I eventually asked the teacher (Agni) for a translation. She asked me which one. 'All of them' I replied...
I don't appear in the photos - I'm not that daft.




I've now found a climbing partner. I put an advert up at the wall: 'Climbing partner wanted - must speak some English'. It worked - Łukasz got in touch soon after and we climb together every weekend.

I don't want to get back to the UK to find that all my climbing and walking buddies are fitter that me so I've started walking to all the local towns. The last walk took me to Bydgoszcz - about 30 miles away. It was worth the effort as I came across a group of about 20 wild boar in the forest. They were about 50m away - I heard some grunting and turned around to see them running away (I have this effect on wild boar). I would have liked a closer look but was glad they didn't run my way as it saved me from having to climb a tree in a hurry. You can walk for years in the forests around here and never see a boar so I count myself lucky.

I also entered the Ricochet tournament again. I got knocked out but put up a better fight this time.










I have a good range of classes this year - four adult classes, a teenage class and one class of ten year olds. The adults range from (almost) complete beginner up to an exam class preparing for the Certificate of Advanced English. Three of my classes are held at a Sanatorium in Ciechocinek, which is a nearby spa town. It's a hotel/health resort and I teach the staff. They're a very jolly bunch and we have a lot of laughs. The children's class reminds me a lot of the kids I taught in Manchester. The teenagers are, well, teenagers...

I went home for Christmas and was lucky enough to be able to land as Gatwick & Heathrow were closed that day but I flew into Stansted. It was a little disconcerting watching the wings being sprayed prior to takeoff, but all went well.




I spent the holiday travelling around the south seeing folk that I had missed in the summer, then to Stokenchurch for the best Christmas dinner on the planet.



After a couple of days with my family I headed north to the Lakes for the climbing club's new year event. A few stomps in the hills were just what I'd been missing.

The views were amazing (well, some of them anyway) ...














I was talked, no, forced, into wearing silly Pirate clothes for the new year party.




















Now I'm back 'home' and have settled into the teaching routine again. However, today (Thursday 6th) is a National Holiday ('The Three Kings') so here I am tapping out my blog. We have the Winter Break at the beginning of February, and I'm planning a trip around Ukraine, so more will follow after that.

As ever, I'd love to hear what you're up to, so please drop me a line ...


Ambassador photo:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=153236061377652&set=a.153235891377669.23050.147282718639653

As well as that, there's a short video about life at the school if you fancy having a look ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW8LX6knsxI

Another year

Dear all,

I've had several requests (well, three actually) to continue writing my blog. So, if you can stand any more of this nonsense, I'll continue writing it. I'll try to put more photos in from now on (people like pictures).

I was offered a two year contract teaching English to young children in Brunei (not the Middle East - it's on Borneo). However, due to an unexpected series of events, I decided to stay in Poland. That suits me fine as I love living in Torun and enjoy the work.

Going back a few months ...

At the end of June I left Poland. I was due to meet Jane, Christine & Alice in Slovenia in five days' time so I did a mad dash by train, stopping in Wroclaw, Prague and Vienna before arriving in Ljubljana.

I stopped in Prague for a couple of nights and joined a guided tour. It's full of beautiful buildings and a lot of history. Here you have a statue of 'Good' King Wenceslas and another of Kafka (I trust you've read all of his books).

























Mozart performed two premieres in this building.


































I had no time to look around Vienna - will have to go back sometime - but did have some time to look around Ljubljana. It's lovely and I recommend a visit.














I then jumped on a bus to the mountains to meet the others at the river for two weeks of kayaking, climbing, walking in the mountains and eating plenty of jolly nice food.



















































There then followed several weeks of travelling around Britain seeing as many family and friends as possible. My apologies if I didn't catch up with you. I'll be back again at Christmas and will try to see anyone I missed this summer!

I found time to do a bit of body boarding ...










kayaking ... (this is the lazy kayaker's conveyor belt to get back to the top of the Cardiff slalom course)...














walking in the hills ...












taking children climbing ...

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and flying around on maypoles...











I arrived back in Poland at the beginning of September to do a two week course entitled 'Teaching Young Learners'. It was very similar to the course I did a year ago before I came to Poland but was specifically aimed at teaching children & teens.

I survived the course and have settled back into the same flat in Torun that I had last year. I'll be starting teaching next week and also hope to get to the climbing wall a fair bit as well as pick up with some of the Polish folk that I met last year. I'm working hard on the Polish and now I need some speaking practice!!

The last few months

Hi all.

I realise this post has been rather a long time in coming. I got distracted by a whole range of things. Work mostly, but some fun too.

There have been several significant events during the year. There was a period of mourning after the plane crash. The centre of Torun had memorial comprising a mass of candles, photos and names ...

The other major event this year was the floods a few months ago. The river rose by several metres and many homes were flooded. Torun escaped the worst of it but still had to close a road.

There's always something going on in the centre of town. This was a musical event mainly but a load of bikers were in town as well, presumably to give the musicians some competition. Prior to coming here I wasn't aware of the fact that Poland didn't exist as a nation for about a hundred years. It's fallen victim to its neighbours many times but now that Poland exists they celebrate it proudly - flags are out most of the time. The Solidarity memorial is decorated with flowers several times a year too.

At the beginning of June I got together with a few buddies and went to Gizycko in the Polish lake district for a few days RnR (not rock & roll). My idea of rest & relaxation is doing things so we went canoeing, cycling, played badminton and table tennis and generally had a good time.

In May I went to Poznan for the weekend - a very nice city. My pal Alex had come home from Manchester and so I was given a guided tour of the city with her brother and mum. In the evening the city's museum's were open for free. This would have been a wonderful opportunity if it hadn't been for the fact that Poznan had just won the football league. There were thousnads of supporters out that night. You couldn't move. Apart from that, we had a great time.

I have been introduced to the game of Ricochet. It's like squash, but is played in a smaller court with a low ceiling and so the game is faster. It's popular in these parts but hasn't reached Britain yet. My second try at the game was as part of a tournament that I was invited to by a jolly good chap called Woytek. Single-handedly, I turned the tournament into an international event. I played two games and was knocked out but had a lot of fun trying. Wojtek went on to win it - I think I'll be asking for lessons.

As it's the end of the year I went out for a drink with my Proficiency Class a couple of weekends ago (see pic). I really enjoyed teaching them; you couldn't ask to meet a more hard-working and motivated bunch.

I have now finished at International House for this year. It's been a great year and everybody was sad to leave. I've decided to do another year though so I'll be back here in September.

I leave Torun for the summer tomorrow though. I'm heading south, via Wroclaw, Prague, Vienna and finally Ljubljana in Slovenia. From there I have to make my way to the Soca river somehow and then I'll be camping for the following twelve days and paddling, climbing ... all the usual stuff. Can't wait. I'll let you know how it goes in my next post.

Have a great summer. Enjoy the sunshine!

The Lake District

As I'm sure you've heard, on Saturday the Polish President, along with his wife and many other people, died in a plane crash. The whole country is in mourning - this is the biggest tragedy to occur in the country since the war. Torun has Polish flags with black ribbons flying everywhere.

*****

On a lighter note...

When the Easter hols arrived I headed off to the Mazurian Lake District, in the northeast of Poland.

My first difficulty came with the discovery that the hotel staff were German. The whole area has strong historical links with Germany, despite being rather close to Russia and Lithuania. The staff preferred speaking in German than Polish. Suddenly I wished I had paid more attention in my German classes at school. However, I found that I could cobble together a few sentences by combining what little I know of both languages. Eg. 'I would like to (in Polish) hire a bike (in German) tomorrow (Polish again).' It sort of worked. What do you call a mixture of Polish and German? Germish perhaps?

I visited Mikolajki, which is similar to Ambleside I suppose, but without all the gear shops. I walked back through the forests to my hotel from there, looking for deer, wild boar and any other wildlife. I didn't want to actually want to come face to face with a boar, but seeing one from a safe distance would have been interesting. No luck - they hide deep in the forests and I didn't see any sign of them.

While in The Lakes I managed to hire a bike to go further afield and also got hold of a canoe to paddle part of the 'Krutnia Route' - a very pretty river trip. I'd come across evidence of beavers so I spent some time looking for them but again - no luck. What I did come across however, was storks. Loads of them. If they set up camp on top of a pole (see pic) then the phone company has a problem.

Another thing that I came across was an abundance of beautifully decorated crosses. You see crosses wherever you go in Poland - by the road, in forests, in front gardens etc. but they were decorated especially for Easter.

My latest little language error came in my 6K (teenagers) class. Their equivalent of A levels is the 'Matura' (pronounced Mat-yur-a, with a roll of the tongue on the r) and I asked them when they will be taking it. The class fell about laughing. Apparently, I had pronounced it as 'Mach-oor-a', which is a female pig. If you ever call a Pole 'mature' beware - they might misunderstand you.

I took a short course run by my employers, International House, over the last two weeks. There were about fifty of us on the course and they were spread all over the world so the format was of various tasks to perform and an online discuission about each one. It worked very well and so I'll be going back for more soon, when the next course is run.

I've been attending a local church since about November, when I found it. It's quite similar to the church that I go to in Cheadle, the main difference being that they have a nasty habit of conducting the services in Polish. However, they also have the rather nice habit of providing me with an interpreter each week so I always know what's going on. With the songs though, I'm on my own. Many are familiar tunes but I just have to muddle along with the words as best I can. I can usually have a crack at most words but get stuck on the longer words which can take a bit of thinking about. Nobody's turned around and told me to stop singing yet. A couple of weeks ago I got involved in the annual spring clean and found myself picking up litter, raking lawns and cutting up branches that had been cut off trees. I could tell that I wasn't in Britain because we didn't have any tea breaks. That was tough, but I coped. Anyway, we finished by working our way through piles of pizza. Suited me fine.

I have begun to look for my next job. I've enjoyed living and working in Poland a lot but I still have a serious case of wanderlust so I am thinking of moving further east. China is very likely of course, but I haven't ruled out other locations. I have come across some interesting adverts; the best one said 'must be able to tolerate a high degree of ambiguity'. I don't know exactly what that means but it made me a little suspicious. Think I'll give that one a miss. Further details in my next blog, by which time I may know where I'm going...

Recent news

Let me introduce to a great Polish institution - 'Fat Thursday'. This is the day when you eat doughnuts. It's the equivalent of Shrove Tuesday - when you use up the fat in your larder and have a fine feed before Lent. The bosses brought in a whole tray full of jam doughnuts. They didn't last long (I only ate two - honest). Apparently there is also a 'Herring Day' but that didn't interest me quite as much.


I introduced my Proficiency (top end) class to 'Knock Knock' jokes the other day. Although their English is very good it took a fair bit of effort to get the idea across: "So I say 'Knock knock' and you say 'Who's there?' I say 'Orange' and you say 'Orange who?' and I finish with 'Orange you going to help me?' (We'd just watched a clip from the film 'You've got Mail' and a joke similar to this was in it and needed to be explained). Blank faces all round - they were having trouble with the punchline but got it after a while. When I told them that this sort of joke is very well known in Britain one student summed it up by saying, 'You English are very strange!'


That said, some British TV is very popular here - Mr. Bean & Monty Python in particular. Asia (Asha), my Polish colleague who lived in London for a few years, loves Steptoe and Son and can do a pretty decent impression.

I went skiing last weekend. Having previously thought the whole area to be totally flat I was surprised to discover a ski slope nearby. I was invited to go with Jacek (Yatsek) who is one of my students, and his daughter Marta.














I last skiied in 1989 and didn't know what to expect but it all came flooding back. Marta gave me a lesson (see pic) and even had me skiing backwards at one point. Now, the ski instructors amongst you might not be impressed with my posture, ski position etc etc. but I'm sure that you will all have noticed that my head is above my feet rather than the other way round, and that was good enough for me.




I played tennis with another student and two of his buddies last week. They didn't speak too much English but I got by. I can at least keep score in Polish.

I have been warned about a certain ruse that some Polish teenagers like to try on their teacher (my colleague almost fell for it a couple of weeks ago). Feigning innocence, they ask you how to pronounce some English words but don't tell you that this particular combination of words sounds a lot like Polish swear words. If you make the mistake of helping them with this pronunciation they fall about laughing. Fortunately, my teenagers haven't tried it, but I'm on my guard...

Talking of teenagers, we came across this game of ice hockey outside a block of flats a couple a weeks ago. It appeared to have been designed for the purpose. During the winter you often see youngsters walking around with ice hockey gear.



OK, that's all for now. I'll leave you with a short video clip of Torun in all its glory. The video was made to support Torun's bid to become European Capital of Culture in 2016.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmB3vsnLWUQ