Tuesday, 5 February 2013

2013






This fine-looking beastie is easily the largest spider I’ve ever seen outside of a zoo. It was on the wall on the ground floor of my block of flats – very close to where I park my bike. It’s a Huntsman spider, I’m told.

Now, I can’t stand any spiders which are bigger than my fingernail. This one is about the size of my hand and gave me a bit of a wobble I can tell you. I wouldn’t usually get near it but I found myself within inches to take this photo. The things I do for you lot.

Should I find one of these in my flat there will be a long wait for the next blog while the doctors try to restart my heart.

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I've been home a couple of times recently. In November it was a mad dash home for a long weekend so that I could attend Chris (my nephew) and Kim’s wedding. It was definitely worth it and everyone had a lovely time.



I got back at Christmas too. At new year I headed north and for some wet and windy walking. We even had a bit of snow. Perfect. 

I made a friend ...




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As you might have guessed, food is a bit of a novelty and an issue for me here. There’s a lot of nice food out there but there’s definitely stuff to be avoided. I’ve found a few items on menus that I immediately decided just weren’t for me.

My friend found this too (item 24 has to be a misprint – surely?!)
 (Sorry - I couldn't get it to rotate)






I also came across this packet of ‘hygienic drink suckers’ (also known as straws).


















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A doctor came to work the other day to talk about keeping healthy in Hanoi. I think the gist was that if you don’t drink the water or breathe, you’ll be fine. Oh, and don’t get bitten by dogs that look like they’re about to collapse. I went straight out and had my final Rabies jab (which I’d forgotten about). Generally, I’ve been fine but got struck down with a stomach bug the other day. Rather inconveniently, it came on as I was teaching and I was in no state to go and find someone to cover so I just sat down before I fell over and told my teens to finish their work. They did just that, bless ‘em. A colleague went to Laos and came back with eColi, which she attributed to bathing elephants at the elephant camp. My advice to you all is: Don’t bathe with elephants – something to bear in mind as you go about your daily lives.


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I have finally been climbing outside. We went to Huu Lung – a rather picturesque place about 3 hours NW of Hanoi. We climbed on a steep limestone cliff and I was well out of my depth so to speak. The ‘easy’ climbs were ridiculously hard (for the climbers amongst you, that’s F6b) and I soon realised I have a lot of work to do at the climbing wall. It was a great day out though and I’ll try to go again before it gets too hot.






























Tough, hard-core climbers …



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I occasionally get asked what my address is. Well, post is a bit of an issue here. Most houses don’t have letterboxes and several houses seem to have the same number. When I was last flat-hunting I agreed to meet the estate agent outside 19C Ngoc Ha. When he didn’t arrive I rang, only to be told that he was outside 19C Ngoc Ha. ‘So am I,’ I said. ‘Wait one moment please,’ was the reply and then he turned up: ‘I was outside the other 19C Ngoc Ha’. I have no idea how the postman copes.



So, if you get an uncontrollable urge to send me a parcel, please address it to:

Floor 12,
20 Thuy Khue,
Hanoi

Letters can be sent to:

The British Council
20 Thuy Khue,
Hanoi

The reason for the difference is that parcels to companies are sent to a different sorting office – miles out of town and I have to go and get them. It’s a pain.


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Bike of the month – taken in the history museum, this bike is carrying supplies weighing about a third of a tonne. I bet he didn’t pull any wheelies. I’ve seen motorbikes about town with loads that must be close to this, but never a bicycle. Bradley Wiggins would have a spot of bother getting this thing moving.



Actually, there are two bikes this time. Here is one way to transport a  pig carcass. The inside provides a handy place to put your bag … (try it - it works!)







And a little bit more Health & Safety on a building site 6 storeys up …














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